Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Random Reviews of things that aren't typicaly reviewed

Leaning Bookshelves



Space saving? Yes! Helps organize books by size? Affirmative! Opens up any room? Bingo! Looks like it always about to fall over but is in reality not about to fall over? Check!

I give it:

4 out of 4 Cold Mountains

Jet Skis



I dare you to find one object in the universe that is more fun than a Jet Ski. No? Then I double dog dare you! Still no? Then I triple mango dare you!

I give it:

7 out of 6 mangos

Mangos


Smoothied, dried, kabob-ed, freshly picked, distributed, delivered, eat-ed...

anyway you slice 'em... their delicious!

I wish there was a mango council. I would run for president under the platform of Juicy Sweetness.

I give them:

Lots of babies eating mangos

1 comment:

mcstig said...

I've always been a big fan of the Hustler system for rating Adult Features, the various stages of erection.